The black woman actually got tied up by a bunch of white sorority girls. That’s soooo humiliating.
I really wish folks would stop calling it the “Gay Agenda.” It’s not like they have secret meetings late at night, where they plot the downfall of America. I have gay cousins, gay friends, and gay former-friends-who-I’ve-fallen-out-of-touch-with-for-various-reasons. None of them are interested in plotting the destruction of America. They’re all far too busy with careers and family vacations and mortgage payments. For the record, I’m a little jealous.
How do you know they’re not plotting the destruction of America, though? If they were, do you think they’d tell you about it?
I don’t know…I’m secretly planning on taking over the country and instituting all kinds of homonormative policies to force everyone to be lesbian or gay.
I freely admit it too
(in all seriousness, I got that our author was making fun of the whole ‘gay agenda’ phrasing)
That wasn’t in the last memo I got…
They like they’d put me in something pink and frilly and color out the purple in my hair and make me wear heels…*runs and hides*
I’m picking up a Stepford Wives vibe all of a sudden
The second sister from the left must be furious that someone else wore a dress the exact same shade of orange as her hair. And then she stood right next to her, too.
If anything you would think the at least stereotypical sorority girl would be happy to spend time with a campy, non-threatening gay friend…guess they aren’t all as fun as people would have you believe.
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