Comments on: Contest: Best Feminist Pick-up Line!

By: The Adventures of Gyno-Star - Announcing the Winners of the Femnist Pick-up Line Contest

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By: Skwibo

Skwibo — Tue, 08 May 2012 06:13:54 +0000

“You wanted to see me, boss?”

By: Gary

Gary — Sun, 06 May 2012 16:36:55 +0000

And since Rebecca is my mom I want to officially and publicly recuse myself from the contest. But I did want to play. And I had another idea about let’s put a baby in you to show the world that you’re in control of your body. Or something.

By: Gary

Gary — Sun, 06 May 2012 16:33:55 +0000

Did it hurt? When I fell from heaven? No when you shattered that glass ceiling, yo.

If I told you you had a beautiful body of work would you hold it against me that I needed more time to fully appreciate it? Perhaps you could assist me in understanding the more subtle nuances?

Can I buy you a drink? And not because I feel that you are incapable financially of purchasing your own but more because I want to play upon cultural norms regarding reciprocity in hopes that you will feel an obligation to offer me some access to your vagina in lieue of monetary repayment. Vagna!

I respect that while you don’t dress to please men, you do take pride in your appearance. And while your self worth is not tied to material possessions you don’t equate powerful with being masculine. The fact that you have accessories that are both well made and aesthetically pleasing is a sign of good taste not the fact that you are looking for external validation. And with this confidence and self awareness I would assume you are not tied to the archaic and Patristic concept that sexual intercourse is only for reproduction. In closing, nice shoes, want to fuck?

By: Neal Edwards

Neal Edwards — Sat, 05 May 2012 04:17:36 +0000

Wanna show that we’re equals by doing our impression of an equals sign?

By: Nick Marino

Nick Marino — Sat, 05 May 2012 03:10:37 +0000

“Hey, wanna go back to your place and watch Buffy?”

“Ooo, girl!! I can tell your mama was a SCUBA diver ’cause you’re full of strength, class, understanding, brains, and assertiveness.”

By: David

David — Fri, 04 May 2012 20:44:06 +0000

Just my luck! I’ve finally managed to become gender neutral, and I run into the most amazing woman I’ve ever seen. Can I buy you a drink?

By: Kristofer

Kristofer — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:49:59 +0000

You can bet your (Susan B Anthony’s) bottom dollar (coin) I love to go somewhere.

By: Kristofer

Kristofer — Fri, 04 May 2012 16:47:53 +0000

Hey, what’s your wave?

By: DaveB

DaveB — Fri, 04 May 2012 13:26:25 +0000

Hello, I didn’t want to make any presuppositions or value judgement based on your appearance so I snuck a look at your credit card earlier to get your name and in a not-at-all stalkerish way I found your facebook page and linkedin profile and in ways that don’t at all violate your privacy, I assure you, I discovered you got a 3.8 GPA in college which I find very stimulating.

Want to do it?