Introducing my first ever contest! You could win a stylish and alluring Gyno-Star Keychain — like the one pictured here:

Fight sexism while maintaining your sexy.

I’m giving the keychain to whoever comes up with the best FEMINIST PICK-UP LINE. “Best” is determined entirely at my own discretion. Pick-up lines can be what someone might say to a feminist, OR what a feminist might say when trying to hit on someone. However you want to interpret it.

Enter the contest by writing your pick-up line in the comments below. Enter as many times as you like. I’ll announce the winner(s) on Tuesday, May 8.

Good luck!